Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, February 25, 1974, 6:35 p.m.
Rip and Bale's Smokehouse
August 23, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Rip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 74.
- Must be at least 22" tall and 20 years old to ride alone.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from unstopable drooling, skimpy clothing, or heart, knee, or liver disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from April 7 to June 30.
- The top of Rip and Bale's Smokehouse can be viewed from as far away as Planet Zurg.
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