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The Rip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

The Rip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

Rip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 25, 1989
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Designed by: Tourists

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Rip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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