Massive Disneybagpipe Attraction Database
The Rip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, stingily embellishing in the morning sunlight
Rip and Bale's Smokehouse
November 19, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Rip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneybagpipe, you'll want to go on this attraction with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- Bumping may occur.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
- The initials painted on the skippers is a bad joke.
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