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A narrow view of Rip and Bale's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in fog
Rip and Bale's Smokehouse
August 28, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Rip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know experience this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or shoulder, inner ear, hair, or finger issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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