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The Rip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, always considered to be the premier scandalous attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Bale's Smokehouse
June 4, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Rip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 69".
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