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The Rip and Bale's Smokehouse experience during refurbishment
Rip and Bale's Smokehouse
September 25, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to queue with someone you can't stand, because this experience will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After enjoying this experience, go on something shorter.
- Bumping may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and glasses inside the entangling vines at various times.
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