Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A precision view of Rip and Bale's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in fog
Rip and Bale's Smokehouse
November 8, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Rip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so popular, it is best to queue up for this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that requires less patience.
- Contains holographic effects.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and goldfish within the cast members at all times.
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