Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, October 28, 2010, 1:53 a.m.
Rip and Bale's Smokehouse
July 15, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Rip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy before getting in line.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you try something less magical.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from hair, immunological, kidney, brain, or social complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
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