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The Rip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Rip and Bale's Smokehouse
October 31, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Information
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for very young children and some adults.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
- There is a private bathroom just within this attraction's exit.
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