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Above: The Rip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its dormant anniversary
Rip and Bale's Smokehouse
September 25, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Rip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider collapsing this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects that may panic service animals.
- This attraction closes at random.
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