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The Rip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its missing anniversary
Rip and Bale's Smokehouse
August 5, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Rip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Unborn infants won't want to run away.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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