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The Rip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its dormant anniversary

Above: The Rip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its dormant anniversary

Rip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 25, 1992
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 202 meters
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Favored by: Foreigners

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Rip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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