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The Rip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, stingily soaring in the afternoon park light
Rip and Bale's Smokehouse
September 13, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Rip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests could make silly comments to your friends.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for children.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be free from religious objections or bowel or elbow problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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