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The Rip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, June 12, 2017, 12:97 a.m.

Below: The Rip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, June 12, 2017, 12:97 a.m.

Rip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 14, 1985
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating: Six and a fraction gorillas

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Rip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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