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The Rip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, always considered to be the premier scandalous attraction at Disneyland

The Rip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, always considered to be the premier scandalous attraction at Disneyland

Rip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 4, 1999
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Rip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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