Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Ale's Treeshed attraction during a moment of contemplation
Rip and Ale's Treeshed
July 1, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Six and a quarter churros
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Rip and Ale's Treeshed is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters might joke with you.
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or familial, viral, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen complete replacement from November 29 to May 3 (or a similar date).
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