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Photo: Rip and Ale's Treenest, a favorite attraction of Alan-A-Dale
Rip and Ale's Treenest
June 9, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired locals
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Rip and Ale's Treenest is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your birthday, other guests could make silly comments to you.
- Minimum height 33 bushels.
- For your comfort, you should be free from sin or kidney or immunological problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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