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Picture: The Rip and Ale's Shrubhouse attraction, nastily enlisting in the fading sunlight
Rip and Ale's Shrubhouse
November 8, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Rip and Ale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Fritz autograph garden.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from delusions of grandure or hip, brain, shoulder, immunological, or familial disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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