Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Ale's Rocketmanhouse attraction, electronically considered to be the premier massive attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Ale's Rocketmanhouse
June 24, 1986
Avg. queue length:
70 minutes (or 8 minutes by boat)
Nobody can remember what the point of Rip and Ale's Rocketmanhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before taking them on this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something more stimulating.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
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