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The Rip and Ale's Rocketmanhouse attraction at park opening
Rip and Ale's Rocketmanhouse
December 3, 2000
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 23 minutes by boat)
Nobody knows what the objective of Rip and Ale's Rocketmanhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- You must be at least as large as this page to go on.
- Maximum IQ 72.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Annette Funicello was not allowed to ride this attraction when disintegrating Disneyland.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the last scene.
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