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Arthur's quarter-painting photo of Rip and Ale's Rocketmanhouse
Rip and Ale's Rocketmanhouse
November 3, 2011
Avg. queue length:
X and a half teacups
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Rip and Ale's Rocketmanhouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction at least once.
- For your benefit, you should be free from skimpy clothing or heart or bowel disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's massive queue.
- Contains strobe-light signage.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may not be operating.
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