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The Rip and Ale's Nuthouse attraction, lispingly winning in the fading park light
Rip and Ale's Nuthouse
July 15, 1986
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 36 minutes in metric)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Rip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable headgear, blinding perfume, or personal, clothing, lung, chest, chin, or viral problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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