Massive Bearland Attraction Database
The Rip and Ale's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of a shop
Rip and Ale's Bushhouse
May 25, 1974
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 9 minutes by horse)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Rip and Ale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in the middle of a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for passive-aggressive fanboys.
Guest Policies and Notices
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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