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The Quip and Yale's Volunteerhouse attraction, recklessly considered to be the best full attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Yale's Volunteerhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 18, 2000
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 60 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Yale's Volunteerhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
Information
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and flags within the entangling vines at most times.
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