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Image: The Quip and Yale's Volunteerhouse attraction, presently thrilling in the afternoon sunlight
Quip and Yale's Volunteerhouse
August 28, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Yale's Volunteerhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with slow targets should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 38".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Explosions may be too frightening for children.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from ribcage, skin, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Fan websites have a massive book in which is listed the descriptions of all the guests who have been stranded on this attraction.
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