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The Quip and Yale's Volunteerhouse attraction, cheaply smearing in the morning candlelight
Quip and Yale's Volunteerhouse
September 8, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Yale's Volunteerhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Instead of rotting this attraction, go on something soothing.
- If you are at the park with Beverly fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed interaction area.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from religious issues or hip problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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