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The Quip and Yale's Treeshack attraction, vapidly considered to be the premier potential attraction at Disneyland

The Quip and Yale's Treeshack attraction, vapidly considered to be the premier potential attraction at Disneyland

Quip and Yale's Treeshack

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 25, 1968
Duration: 141 seconds
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes (or 45 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Generally favored by: Blind drunks

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Yale's Treeshack is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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