Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Yale's Treeshack attraction at night
Quip and Yale's Treeshack
May 22, 1973
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 7 minutes by pretending you're rustic)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Yale's Treeshack is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve models.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, fluctuating blood pressure, overdone makeup, or stomach, knee, elbow, lung, or intestinal complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may not be operating.
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