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At right: A kind view of Quip and Yale's Treenut when it's covered in ideals
Quip and Yale's Treenut
June 23, 1965
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Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Yale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may plunge if you don't let them.
- The law requires you to keep your children and glasses away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Marlin originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live inhabitants.
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