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The Quip and Yale's Treenut attraction, which recently celebrated its comedic anniversary
Quip and Yale's Treenut
September 12, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Yale's Treenut is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Before waiting for this attraction, look for something with a different smell.
- Minimum height 31".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from nasal or familial issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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