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Picture: The Quip and Yale's Treenest attraction as seen from the top of the abyss
Quip and Yale's Treenest
March 15, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Yale's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Mark Twain had a secret clubhouse hidden within this attraction.
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