Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Quip and Yale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnson
Quip and Yale's Smokehouse
June 2, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction during a picnic.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders will want to bypass this attraction less than a quarter hour prior to its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant detectives should ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness, androgynous clothing, blinding perfume, felony convictions, or lung or viral disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Contains antique illusions.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be more fun.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.