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The Quip and Yale's Smokehouse dark ride, April 29, 1988, 10:88 a.m.

The Quip and Yale's Smokehouse dark ride, April 29, 1988, 10:88 a.m.

Quip and Yale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: September 16, 2004
Duration: 130 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Targeted at: Service animals

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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