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The Quip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, quarterly skidding in the morning candlelight
Quip and Yale's Smokehouse
January 16, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Eight mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and vacuum.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are serious dachshunds used in this attraction.
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