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The Quip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction at night
Quip and Yale's Smokehouse
June 10, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Rating for enchanted visitors:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Quip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities or wrist complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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