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Pictured: The Quip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its valiant anniversary
Quip and Yale's Smokehouse
October 6, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Rating for dating couples:
Four and a fraction Mickeys
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: unusually young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from back complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your head and legs inside the wild animals at various times.
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