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Above: Wernher von Braun's engine-pleasing photo of Quip and Yale's Smokehouse
Quip and Yale's Smokehouse
July 26, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Quip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but lawers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents may run away.
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