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The Quip and Yale's Smokehouse ride, neatly rolling in the fading moonlight
Quip and Yale's Smokehouse
March 25, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Quip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters will make silly comments to people near you.
- If you are traveling with children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Lobo meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- This ride closes at park closing.
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