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Faline's cauldron-licking photo of Quip and Yale's Smokehouse

Above: Faline's cauldron-licking photo of Quip and Yale's Smokehouse

Quip and Yale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 20, 2006
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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