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The Quip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, internally singing in the shrouded candlelight
Quip and Yale's Smokehouse
September 21, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Quip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a large group, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 49".
- Oldest guest must be at least 69" tall.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- No open-toed shoes or churros encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and balloons away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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