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The Quip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction at night

The Quip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction at night

Quip and Yale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 10, 1994
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for enchanted visitors: X teacups


Nobody really knows what the appeal of Quip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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