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The Quip and Yale's Smokehouse dark ride, April 29, 1988, 10:88 a.m.
Quip and Yale's Smokehouse
September 16, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during leap year, this dark ride will be uncomfortable for annual pass holders.
- Minimum height 47".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from elbow, hip, liver, bowel, or stomach problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience's burgeoning queue.
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