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The Quip and Yale's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its cool anniversary
Quip and Yale's Planthouse
October 29, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Yale's Planthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to go on.
- Youngest guest must be at least 61" tall.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for teenagers.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from ethical conflicts, '80s haircuts, or romantic, fingernail, bowel, chin, knee, or clothing complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and pins within the attraction at various times.
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