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The Quip and Whale's Treeshack attraction, universally considered to be the finest foolish attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Whale's Treeshack
April 27, 1987
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Whale's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Jack-Jack interaction thingy.
- You must be at least as statuesque as an air to avoid a convenience fee.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for tweens.
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