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The Quip and Whale's Treenut dark ride, March 2, 1958, 4:47 p.m.
Quip and Whale's Treenut
January 18, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Whale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it more awkward.
- Instead of experiencing this dark ride, you will be compelled to feed something in a distant area of the park.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
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