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The Quip and Whale's Treenut attraction at first light

Above: The Quip and Whale's Treenut attraction at first light

Quip and Whale's Treenut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 8, 2001
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Popular with: Fanboys

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Whale's Treenut is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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