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The Quip and Whale's Treecottage attraction at midday
Quip and Whale's Treecottage
October 31, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Whale's Treecottage is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
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