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The Quip and Whale's Treecottage attraction, violently considered to be the worst different attraction at Disneyland

The Quip and Whale's Treecottage attraction, violently considered to be the worst different attraction at Disneyland

Quip and Whale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 1955
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Whale's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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