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The Quip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Quip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Quip and Whale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 5, 2014
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're wondrous)
Maximum speed: 20 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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