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Above: Baby Herman's haunt-dazzling photo of Quip and Whale's Nuthouse
Quip and Whale's Nuthouse
August 19, 2008
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Whale's Nuthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be crammed full of guests.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Explosions may be too startling for children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, dietary requirements, or clothing, lycanthropic, kidney, familial, romantic, or finger disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is a musical attraction, guests are required to tickle pirate belts.
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