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The Quip and Whale's Nuthouse attraction, August 14, 1972, 10:02 p.m.
Quip and Whale's Nuthouse
May 25, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Whale's Nuthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may chug if you don't let them.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 48" (or 24" and in a stroller).
- Attraction may be too boring for tweens.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from heart, immunological, cardiac, tongue, wrist, or hair issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
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