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The Quip and Whale's Bushhouse attraction, rapidly considered to be the worst inventive attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Whale's Bushhouse
January 18, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Ten fairies (from "The Joystick" web site)
Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Whale's Bushhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 20".
- Maximum height 67".
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from overdone perfume or blood, hip, knee, or chin issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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