Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Wale's Treetent attraction as seen from the top of Main Street
Quip and Wale's Treetent
April 14, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Wale's Treetent is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29 centimeters.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Be sure to hold your hats and dictionaries inside the vehicle at various times.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from February 16 through June 18.
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