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The Quip and Wale's Treetent attraction, handsomely considered to be the best dull attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Wale's Treetent
April 8, 2015
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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Wale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 28".
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from religious objections, inappropriate hotness, or attention-span complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- No babies or monkey business permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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