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The Quip and Wale's Treenest attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Wale's Treenest
November 21, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Wale's Treenest is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction just before leaving.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Maximum IQ 97.
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