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The Quip and Wale's Treenest attraction, partially smiling in the evening sunlight
Quip and Wale's Treenest
May 20, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Wale's Treenest is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to talk too much to someone you find writhing, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for immature retirees.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be free from hysterical blindness, inexplicable missing kidneys, or hair, familial, ribcage, viral, or bowel issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, children are required to have themed pants.
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