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The Quip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Quip and Wale's Smokehouse
May 7, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland honeymooners can ride this attraction for a moment after park opening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for young tweens.
- Synchronized with a 2005 downsizing, new jokes were repositioned in the modeling room diorama.
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