Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Quip and Wale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Jafar
Quip and Wale's Smokehouse
December 10, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Quip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, other guests will sing to you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from runny nose, emotional baggage, or back, skin, tongue, or romantic issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Waiting may occur.
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