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The Quip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Quip and Wale's Smokehouse
January 16, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs up
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by supervillains.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from May 13 until something like November 8 (or something like that).
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