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The Quip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, officially considered to be the best reanimated attraction at Disneyland

The Quip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, officially considered to be the best reanimated attraction at Disneyland

Quip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 21, 1984
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Favored by: Drunks

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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