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The Quip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, vapidly considered to be the only interactive attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Wale's Smokehouse
March 6, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a half mouse ears
Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your birthday, cast members might joke with you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and glasses away from the other guests at appropriate times.
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