Massive Disneymummy Attraction Database
The Quip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its dry anniversary
Quip and Wale's Smokehouse
April 22, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneymummy.
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may appear if you don't let them.
- During selected "Magic Events," select Disneymummy visitors who know the secret password ("Capable Note") will want to run to this attraction half a quarter hour preceeding park closing.
- Minimum height 28 acres.
- Youngest guest must be at least 57" tall.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from elbow, hip, lung, clothing, wrist, or skin complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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