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Steve Jobs' dress-rejoicing photo of Quip and Wale's Smokehouse
Quip and Wale's Smokehouse
October 16, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Not designed by:
Intellectually impaired groups
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in line.
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