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The Quip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its white anniversary

At right: The Quip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its white anniversary

Quip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 14, 1977
Duration: 122 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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