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The Quip and Wale's Smokehouse show during a moment of contemplation

The Quip and Wale's Smokehouse show during a moment of contemplation

Quip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: September 3, 1998
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 139 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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