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The Quip and Wale's Smokehouse show during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Wale's Smokehouse
September 3, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after Labor Day, this show will be hostile to canopies.
- Contains holographic effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- During unexpected weather, this show may fall to pieces.
- No texting or snacks encouraged.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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