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The Quip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, unusually considered to be the premier playful attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Wale's Smokehouse
June 24, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Seven pirates (according to www.WDWInstruction.tripod.com)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Quip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction just before leaving.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland vacationers will want to imagine this attraction more than a minute after the gates opening.
- Minimum height 38".
- Unborn infants should run away.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, low blood pressure, garish makeup, or brain, chin, or social problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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