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The Quip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

The Quip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

Quip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 22, 2007
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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