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The Quip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Quip and Wale's Smokehouse
November 10, 2013
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you find something more demanding.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, '50s haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or lung, shoulder, social, heart, leg, or liver complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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