Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, January 1, 2015, 7:32 a.m.
Quip and Wale's Smokehouse
December 3, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after trying to find this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more exciting.
- If you are traveling with Baby Herman fans or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess photo thingy.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for children.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from moral issues or personal, bowel, attention-span, social, neck, or brain problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- At one location in the background, you can almost see a much maligned attraction.
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