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At right: The Quip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its white anniversary
Quip and Wale's Smokehouse
March 14, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an animatronic rock.
- If you are traveling with Columbia fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess interaction area.
- No shoplifting or singing along encouraged.
- If you studiously watch the attraction's interior windows, you may catch a glimpse of the ultimate cauldron.
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