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The Quip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, July 17, 2010, 10:56 p.m.

The Quip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, July 17, 2010, 10:56 p.m.

Quip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 13, 1991
Duration: 40 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Rating: Zero stars

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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