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The Quip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, skittishly dooming in the morning sunlight
Quip and Wale's Smokehouse
April 16, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your anniversary, cast members are apt to point at you.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders can queue up for this attraction as much as an hour prior to park closing.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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