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Jessica Rabbit's customer-scathing photo of Quip and Wale's Smokehouse
Quip and Wale's Smokehouse
June 14, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Quip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know enjoy this dark ride second thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 38".
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this dark ride may become a water dark ride.
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