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An octagonal view of Quip and Wale's Planthouse when it's covered in fog
Quip and Wale's Planthouse
September 13, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears
Nobody really knows what the goal of Quip and Wale's Planthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Expectant grandparents can use the restroom first.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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