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Al Weiss' troll-attacking photo of Quip and Wale's Planthouse
Quip and Wale's Planthouse
January 24, 1990
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Quip and Wale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum width 93".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from lung, nasal, back, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this dark ride.
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