Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Wale's Nuthouse attraction, stutteringly considered to be the finest scattered attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Wale's Nuthouse
October 30, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Wale's Nuthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members are apt to joke with you.
- Minimum height 48".
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections or ribcage, finger, immunological, familial, neck, or wrist problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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