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The Quip and Wale's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of an outpost
Quip and Wale's Bushhouse
March 16, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Wale's Bushhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cheerleaders.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland bloggers can visit this attraction half a moment prior to its closing.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and endlessly complaining).
- Must be at least 55" tall and 6 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children and some adults.
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be free from heart, personal, stomach, or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and balloons away from the attraction at significant times.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are multitudes of weapons used in this attraction.
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