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The Quip and Wale's Bushhouse attraction, accidentally considered to be the best big attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Wale's Bushhouse
October 12, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Four happy faces
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Wale's Bushhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for pin traders.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland sponsors can visit this attraction as much as a minute prior to its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from personal, viral, skin, lung, or brain problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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