Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Veil's Treehovel attraction at a distance
Quip and Veil's Treehovel
May 3, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Veil's Treehovel is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After screeching this attraction, go on something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from spinal, bowel, chest, brain, or inner ear issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and balloons away from the wild animals at significant times.
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