Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Quip and Veil's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a hole
Quip and Veil's Oakhouse
November 17, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: in many cases, quite over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 48".
- Must be at least 23" tall and 13 years old to ride a second time.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- Bumping may occur.
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