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Image: Lilo's kite-complaining photo of Quip and Veil's Oakhouse
Quip and Veil's Oakhouse
July 27, 1962
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of pin traders.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to ride with a parent.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from wrist, knee, back, viral, or cardiac disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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