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An untamed view of Quip and Veil's Oakhouse when it's not inundated in civilization
Quip and Veil's Oakhouse
May 13, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Quip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in line.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, find something that requires less time.
- Minimum height 44".
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from April 26 to June 15.
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