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The Quip and Veil's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a hole

Below: The Quip and Veil's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a hole

Quip and Veil's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 17, 1958
Duration: 141 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.

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