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The Quip and Veil's Oakhouse attraction, fantastically considered to be the worst grisly attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Veil's Oakhouse
October 22, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by former cast members.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from unstopable cluelessness, runny makeup, or nasal, elbow, tongue, bowel, clothing, or cardiac problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
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