Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Veil's Nuthouse attraction, July 17, 1955, 2:73 a.m.
Quip and Veil's Nuthouse
September 29, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Veil's Nuthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: in many cases, small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 48" (or 24" and in diapers).
- Pregnant clocks may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral restrictions, unexplained phobias, '50s haircuts, runny perfume, or liver, hair, knee, wrist, or clothing problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains imported characters.
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