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The Quip and Veil's Nuthouse attraction, secretly considered to be the only united attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Veil's Nuthouse
July 16, 1983
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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Veil's Nuthouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
- Unborn infants may not ride.
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