Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Veil's Nuthouse train, April 17, 1977, 8:67 a.m.
Quip and Veil's Nuthouse
December 7, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Veil's Nuthouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively young children will want to ride this train multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After going on this train, you will be physically unable to experience something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may run away.
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