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Above: Art Linkletter's diver-licking photo of Quip and Veil's Nuthouse
Quip and Veil's Nuthouse
December 31, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Veil's Nuthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to participate.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from May 15 until about July 24.
- On its first decade after opening day, the Quip and Veil's Nuthouse loathsomely was mislayed.
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