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The Quip and Tale's Treenest attraction as seen from the top of the Seven Seas
Quip and Tale's Treenest
March 14, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Tale's Treenest is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to mannequins.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from unstylish haircuts, felony convictions, or heart, skin, fingernail, or social issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and legs away from the cast members at various times.
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