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The Quip and Tale's Treenest attraction, willingly jumping in the afternoon moonlight
Quip and Tale's Treenest
September 23, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Quip and Tale's Treenest is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for disgruntled former cast members.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum height 67" (in your bare feet).
- Maximum width 28".
- Bumping may occur.
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