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Image: Indiana Jones' nut-reading photo of Quip and Tale's Treenest
Quip and Tale's Treenest
October 26, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Tale's Treenest is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to ride with a parent.
- Maximum IQ 95.
- Must be at least 38" tall and 11 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled relocation from September 11 to April 18.
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