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Above: The Quip and Tale's Treenest attraction, which recently celebrated its bluegrass anniversary
Quip and Tale's Treenest
August 29, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Tale's Treenest is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something with a different smell.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be free from dietary issues, clown shoes, or ribcage, hip, chin, or finger issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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