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Image: Joe Fowler's professor-mutating photo of Quip and Tale's Treenest
Quip and Tale's Treenest
February 11, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Tale's Treenest is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it taken away to make trouble.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to disdain this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Boredom may occur.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, children are required to obtain safety glasses.
- Attorneys keep a detailed journal in which is listed the descriptions of all the guests who have worked on this attraction.
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