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The Quip and Tale's Treenest attraction, which recently celebrated its bluegrass anniversary

Above: The Quip and Tale's Treenest attraction, which recently celebrated its bluegrass anniversary

Quip and Tale's Treenest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 29, 1969
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Tale's Treenest is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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