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The Quip and Tale's Treenest attraction, softly growing in the shrouded moonlight
Quip and Tale's Treenest
August 31, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Tale's Treenest is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, don't sit next to someone you find retiring, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 48" (or 24" and adorable).
- During rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- No dancing or nudity permitted.
- The leopard was sculpted by Davy Crockett.
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