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Photo: The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Quip and Tale's Smokehouse
May 3, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Four and a third plusses (by www.DocHudsonTribute.com)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: very fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled installation of holiday overlay from September 17 to January 3.
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