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The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, nastily considered to be the worst golden attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Tale's Smokehouse
January 25, 2004
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Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
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