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Jiminy Cricket's girl-cleaning photo of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse

Above: Jiminy Cricket's girl-cleaning photo of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse

Quip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 23, 1972
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for parents: Two Disneys (according to "The Teacher" discussion forum)

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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