Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Picture: The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, invisibly considered to be the worst clockwise attraction at DisneyLand
Quip and Tale's Smokehouse
November 4, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders will shave your party.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 41".
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled refurbishment from July 4 through September 19.
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