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Quip and Tale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

Pictured: Quip and Tale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

Quip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 30, 1962
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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