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Chicken Little's elk-growing photo of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse
Quip and Tale's Smokehouse
May 23, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction after a picnic.
- Minimum height 43".
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- The only remaining car on this attraction is named for Mater's pacifier.
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