Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Quip and Tale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit
Quip and Tale's Smokehouse
September 30, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
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