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The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, June 24, 1988, 9:38 p.m.

The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, June 24, 1988, 9:38 p.m.

Quip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 4, 1966
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.

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