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The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Quip and Tale's Smokehouse
October 22, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Contains exploding illusions that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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