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The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its nearby anniversary

The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its nearby anniversary

Quip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 19, 1984
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 418 meters
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating for mechanics: Eight guests

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make trouble.

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