Massive Ghirardelliland Attraction Database
A narrow view of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not covered in tarps
Quip and Tale's Smokehouse
February 20, 1967
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Explosions may be too intense for wimps.
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