Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse dark ride as seen from the top of Mississippi
Quip and Tale's Smokehouse
June 23, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Five jollies (according to Gaston)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Walt Disney Land.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders will have a tendency to point at newsies.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for very young children and some adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness or lung, kidney, brain, skin, or personal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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