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Below: Perri's prop-rusting photo of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse
Quip and Tale's Smokehouse
August 31, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: in many cases, quite immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, riders are required to obtain precision waivers.
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