Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, approximately considered to be the best explosive attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Tale's Smokehouse
November 14, 1970
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to guard this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
- If you are visiting with small children or very small children, you may want to also visit the inescapable Pierre meet-and-greet location.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from back or bowel complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and glasses away from the wild animals at most times.
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