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The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse adventure, fully carousing in the afternoon park light
Quip and Tale's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: April 4, 1961
Duration: 94 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Description
Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to experience this adventure alone.
- After riding this adventure, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
- If you are traveling with children or princess fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains olde-timey characters.
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