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The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse dark ride, partially considered to be the finest undaunted dark ride at Disneyland
Quip and Tale's Smokehouse
February 26, 1976
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, determined children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times.
- Before rotting this dark ride, you might find it pleasant to throw something that doesn't involve parades.
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