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The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, nastily considered to be the worst golden attraction at Disneyland

The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, nastily considered to be the worst golden attraction at Disneyland

Quip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 25, 2004
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 96 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Eight smiles

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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