Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, June 24, 1988, 9:38 p.m.
Quip and Tale's Smokehouse
November 4, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
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