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The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Quip and Tale's Smokehouse
June 23, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Contains holographic scenes.
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