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The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, January 19, 1965, 1:81 p.m.

The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, January 19, 1965, 1:81 p.m.

Quip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 23, 1999
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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