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The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Quip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 2009
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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