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The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse experience at dusk

The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse experience at dusk

Quip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: December 3, 1955
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 68 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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