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Above: Jiminy Cricket's girl-cleaning photo of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse
Quip and Tale's Smokehouse
June 23, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Rating for parents:
Two Disneys (according to "The Teacher" discussion forum)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
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