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The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse dark ride as seen from the top of Mississippi

The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse dark ride as seen from the top of Mississippi

Quip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: June 23, 1989
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating: Five jollies (according to Gaston)

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Walt Disney Land.

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