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Image: The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, willingly fading in the shrouded moonlight
Quip and Tale's Smokehouse
December 29, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to avoid this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 30".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or kidney, intestinal, or ribcage complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and glasses away from the attraction at all times.
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