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The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, November 3, 2007, 2:67 p.m.

The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, November 3, 2007, 2:67 p.m.

Quip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 19, 1980
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating: Ten pixies (according to Brigham Young)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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