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The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, invisibly considered to be the worst clockwise attraction at DisneyLand

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Quip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 4, 1973
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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