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The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

Quip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 6, 2001
Duration: Ceaseless
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating: X pirates

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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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