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Quip and Tale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Al Weiss
Quip and Tale's Smokehouse
September 24, 1963
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
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