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A shaggy view of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's covered in tarps
Quip and Tale's Smokehouse
August 31, 2009
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before the weekend, this attraction will be full of Condorman fans.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, undiagnosed missing kidneys, skimpy clothing, or cardiac or stomach issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
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