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The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, accurately pelting in the afternoon sunlight
Quip and Tale's Smokehouse
January 6, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Beauty autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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