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The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, May 1, 2006, 11:13 p.m.
Quip and Tale's Smokehouse
February 14, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Generally enjoyed by:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, very excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Youngest guest must be at least 58" tall.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from August 7 until about December 24.
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