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The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, mistakenly dreaming in the shrouded moonlight

At right: The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, mistakenly dreaming in the shrouded moonlight

Quip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 10, 1956
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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