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The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse train at dusk

The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse train at dusk

Quip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: June 24, 1983
Duration: 117 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Favored by: Girls


Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.

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