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A good view of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in darkness
Quip and Tale's Smokehouse
May 20, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something with less people on it.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from excessive cluelessness or heart, hair, or chest issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks permitted.
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