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The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its seasonal anniversary

The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its seasonal anniversary

Quip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 10, 1966
Duration: 104 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.

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