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The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at midday

The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at midday

Quip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 23, 1970
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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