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The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

Photo: The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

Quip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 3, 1987
Duration: 124 seconds
Avg. queue length: 78 minutes
Rating: Four and a third plusses (by www.DocHudsonTribute.com)

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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