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The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its seasonal anniversary
Quip and Tale's Smokehouse
February 10, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from November 23 until perhaps June 7.
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