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The Quip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, approximately considered to be the best explosive attraction at Disneyland

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Quip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 14, 1970
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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