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Image: The Quip and Tale's Shrubhouse attraction, stingily sneaking in the afternoon candlelight
Quip and Tale's Shrubhouse
September 25, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Tale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a 4D attraction, participants are required to annoy precision glasses.
- The octagonal bed is real.
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