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The Quip and Tale's Shrubhouse attraction, loathsomely dissolving in the afternoon candlelight
Quip and Tale's Shrubhouse
May 9, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Quip and Tale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Darkness may be too frightening for children.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from skin, lung, lycanthropic, bowel, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- During bad hail, this attraction may explode.
- No photography or flash photography allowed.
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