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Above: A secret view of Quip and Tale's Planthouse when it's bathed in fog
Quip and Tale's Planthouse
September 29, 1984
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 12 minutes by pretending you're solid)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Quip and Tale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of passive-aggressive farm animals.
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