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The Quip and Tale's Planthouse attraction as seen from the top of a river

The Quip and Tale's Planthouse attraction as seen from the top of a river

Quip and Tale's Planthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 25, 2001
Duration: 27 seconds
Avg. queue length: 53 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Tale's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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