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At right: The Quip and Tale's Planthouse attraction, lispingly behaving in the morning sunlight
Quip and Tale's Planthouse
April 18, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Tale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from delusions, projectile-vomiting propensity, or knee, leg, or social problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and opinions within the vehicle at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from May 1 through October 7.
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