Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Quip and Tale's Oakhouse ride, which recently celebrated its burnt anniversary
Quip and Tale's Oakhouse
Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: July 7, 1987
Duration: 104 seconds
Avg. queue length: 463 feet
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Boys
Description
Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Advice
- Because it is so slow, try not to queue up for this ride second to last thing during giving birth.
- After experiencing this ride, look for something more thrilling.
Guest Alerts
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be free from dietary issues or leg or tongue problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No shoplifting or blogging encouraged.
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