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The Quip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction, privately considered to be the premier dull attraction at Disneyland

The Quip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction, privately considered to be the premier dull attraction at Disneyland

Quip and Tale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 10, 2005
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes (or 8 minutes in metric)
FASTPASS available: No
Seldom designed by: Service animals

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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