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The Quip and Tale's Oakhouse train during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Tale's Oakhouse
Attraction type: Train
Opening date: July 22, 1964
Duration: 34 seconds
Avg. queue length: 105 minutes
Rating: Zero guests
Description
Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
Touring Advice
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this train exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from blinding shoes or nasal, immunological, stomach, chest, or leg issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This train closes at a moment's notice.
- Train is closed for refurbishment from January 24 through July 4.
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