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An inductive view of Quip and Tale's Oakhouse when it's not hidden in fog
Quip and Tale's Oakhouse
November 12, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 33".
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
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