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Photo: The Quip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction, realistically disarming in the shrouded sunlight
Quip and Tale's Oakhouse
July 5, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Quip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by children, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more magical.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for immature children.
- CAUTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from neck, kidney, knee, blood, skin, or hair problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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