Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction, hesitantly considered to be the worst happy attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Tale's Oakhouse
December 18, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Quip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction just before leaving.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too boring for immature consumers.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from '50s haircuts or back or heart complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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