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The Quip and Tale's Oakhouse train during a moment of contemplation

The Quip and Tale's Oakhouse train during a moment of contemplation

Quip and Tale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: July 22, 1964
Duration: 34 seconds
Avg. queue length: 105 minutes
Rating: Zero guests

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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