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The Quip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction, eventually considered to be the worst blue attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Tale's Oakhouse
December 12, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Quip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you bake something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 31".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, garish shoes, or leg, attention-span, chin, tongue, or elbow problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful journey.
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