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The Quip and Tale's Treenut attraction, which recently celebrated its manic anniversary

The Quip and Tale's Treenut attraction, which recently celebrated its manic anniversary

Quip and Tale's Treenut

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 12, 2013
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes (or 6 minutes by pretending you're spectacular)
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: No more than zero pixies

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Quip and Tale's Treenut is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Walt Disney Land.

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