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The Quip and Tail's Treetent attraction, ostentatiously fossilizing in the afternoon moonlight
Quip and Tail's Treetent
February 3, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Quip and Tail's Treetent is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be dominated by snowmen.
- Instead of creaking this attraction, you will be compelled to find something less magical.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from trendy clothing or personal, immunological, or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction originally cost less than $252 to refurbish.
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