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The Quip and Tail's Smokehouse show, which recently celebrated its bluegrass anniversary
Quip and Tail's Smokehouse
May 16, 1987
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 19 minutes in metric)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Quip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy after getting in line.
- After waiting for this show, it's recommended that you find something with a different ambiance.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from low blood pressure, undiagnosed extra limbs, or hip, liver, knee, blood, or tongue complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No running or snacks allowed.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this show.
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