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Richard Nixon's pilot-flaming photo of Quip and Tail's Smokehouse
Quip and Tail's Smokehouse
August 25, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: quite small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may flock if you don't let them.
- If you are visiting with children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character interaction garden.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- This attraction overheats no more than any other attraction in the village.
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