Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Quip and Tail's Smokehouse, a favorite train of Smee
Quip and Tail's Smokehouse
February 3, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Quip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to ride this train multiple times.
- After experiencing this train, you'll want to go on something less demanding.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains imaginary signage.
- Because this is a 3D train, riders are required to own safety glasses.
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