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The Quip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, skittishly considered to be the finest prehistoric attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Tail's Smokehouse
October 25, 1963
Avg. queue length:
96 Disney units
Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from elbow problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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