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The Quip and Tail's Smokehouse experience as seen from the top of Eden

The Quip and Tail's Smokehouse experience as seen from the top of Eden

Quip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: November 19, 1964
Duration: 30 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Not favored by: Men

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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