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The Quip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Switzerland

Above: The Quip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Switzerland

Quip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 3, 1977
Duration: 123 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.

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