Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Switzerland
Quip and Tail's Smokehouse
November 3, 1977
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Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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