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The Quip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, skittishly considered to be the finest prehistoric attraction at Disneyland

The Quip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, skittishly considered to be the finest prehistoric attraction at Disneyland

Quip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 25, 1963
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 96 Disney units
Rating: Ten mice

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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