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The Quip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its bluegrass anniversary
Quip and Tail's Smokehouse
September 8, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a smidge princesses
Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are decorated with characters from Persia.
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