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The Quip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, mechanically considered to be the best mousey attraction at DisneyLand

The Quip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, mechanically considered to be the best mousey attraction at DisneyLand

Quip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 22, 1981
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Designed by: Retirees

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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