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Above: The Quip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Quip and Tail's Smokehouse
August 15, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
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