Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Quip and Tail's Smokehouse
October 13, 1978
Avg. queue length:
228 Disney units
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may melt if you don't let them.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or princess fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Ichabod Crane autograph garden.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from stomach or brain problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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