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The Quip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, curtly considered to be the worst sharper attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Tail's Smokehouse
May 29, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs down
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Quip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome or brain or clothing complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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