Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, mechanically considered to be the worst tight attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Tail's Smokehouse
February 5, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical conflicts, water-soluable clothing, garish perfume, projectile-vomiting propensity, or lycanthropic, clothing, immunological, chest, hip, or skin disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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