Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Quip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, rapidly considered to be the premier fictional attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Tail's Smokehouse
September 20, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Before riding this attraction, your kids will want to try something less magical.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess interaction place.
- Minimum height 33".
- Must be at least 29" tall and 3 years old to ride alone.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- No photography or drinks allowed.
- Strollers must be folded before entering this attraction.
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