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The Quip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the countryside

The Quip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the countryside

Quip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 21, 2004
Duration: 86 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Plus or minus five rainbows

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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