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The Quip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Tail's Smokehouse
June 8, 2011
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Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: in many cases, immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After experiencing this attraction, try something with less people on it.
- In 1999, this attraction was renovated to add additional images that could be seen by protesters as as not serious enough.
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