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Pictured: A professional view of Quip and Tail's Smokehouse when it's hidden in darkness
Quip and Tail's Smokehouse
May 12, 2012
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to tame this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Before waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from lycanthropic, neck, finger, stomach, ankle, or leg problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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