Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Quip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Paris
Quip and Tail's Smokehouse
March 1, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: before the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
- If you are traveling with children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed autograph location.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- No open-toed shoes or nudity permitted.
- Fritz was once documented riding this attraction.
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