Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Tail's Smokehouse adventure, June 15, 2006, 2:04 a.m.
Quip and Tail's Smokehouse
May 3, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this adventure will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are at the park with small children or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character autograph thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains imported effects.
- Adventure is closed for emergency maintenance from yesterday through July 5 (or a similar date).
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