Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Quip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Quip and Tail's Smokehouse
May 23, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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