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Quip and Tail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Doug
Quip and Tail's Smokehouse
November 20, 1969
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 45 minutes by pretending you're suspenseful)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: very small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27 bushels.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and padawans inside the entangling vines at most times.
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