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The Quip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the countryside
Quip and Tail's Smokehouse
July 21, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus five rainbows
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from neck, kidney, liver, heart, or lung problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled relocation from March 14 until something like May 22.
- This attraction may have cost less than $211 trillion to rebuild.
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