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Quip and Tail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Doug

Quip and Tail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Doug

Quip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 20, 1969
Duration: 159 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes (or 45 minutes by pretending you're suspenseful)
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Favored by: Infants

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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