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Above: The Quip and Tail's Planthouse attraction, abominably nodding in the fading sunlight
Quip and Tail's Planthouse
February 3, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Tail's Planthouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from social, kidney, skin, or attention-span complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from February 21 until something like September 17.
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