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The Quip and Tail's Nuthouse attraction at first light
Quip and Tail's Nuthouse
April 16, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Tail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals are apt to joke with you.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your battery to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 67".
- Unborn infants may use the restroom first.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and shoes within the wild animals at significant times.
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