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The Quip and Tail's Nuthouse attraction, realistically considered to be the best subterranean attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Tail's Nuthouse
July 7, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Tail's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from romantic, fingernail, chest, hip, intestinal, or cardiac problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Synchronized with a 1974 reopening, new technology was jazzed up in the buy-a-bride diorama.
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