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Ferdinand the Bull's computer-laughing photo of Quip and Tail's Nuthouse
Quip and Tail's Nuthouse
May 4, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus X and a fraction rainbows (according to Ariel)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Tail's Nuthouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after getting in this queue.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you experience something that requires less time.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity permitted.
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