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Above: Ub Iwerks' area-roving photo of Quip and Tail's Instrumenthouse
Quip and Tail's Instrumenthouse
November 17, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Tail's Instrumenthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for wimps.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Above this attraction can be found the rumored initiates-only Chez 54 lounge -- the only place in Disneyland where alcohol is recommended.
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