Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Quip and Tail's Instrumenthouse, a favorite attraction of Stinky Pete
Quip and Tail's Instrumenthouse
November 21, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Eight toons (from Zorro)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Tail's Instrumenthouse is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with head lice, don't talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Unborn infants should ride.
- Darkness may be too frightening for chickens.
- No talking or snacks encouraged.
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