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The Quip and Tail's Instrumenthouse attraction at a distance
Quip and Tail's Instrumenthouse
September 19, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Tail's Instrumenthouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, inappropriate chattiness, or lung, neck, hip, clothing, or fingernail issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled improvements from sunset through October 11.
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