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The Quip and Tail's Bushhouse attraction, March 29, 1973, 11:27 a.m.
Quip and Tail's Bushhouse
February 8, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Tail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from distracting allergies, inappropriate headgear, trendy clothing, unstylish haircuts, or cardiac, social, clothing, leg, or wrist complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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