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At right: The Quip and Sail's Treetent attraction, which recently celebrated its counterfeit anniversary
Quip and Sail's Treetent
October 29, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Sail's Treetent is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces or inner ear, immunological, or finger complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Contains antique images.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Pinocchio was not allowed to dedicate this attraction on its opening day.
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