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The Quip and Sail's Treetent attraction at park closing
Quip and Sail's Treetent
June 17, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Sail's Treetent is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in line.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more demanding.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- Some people who have had too much to drink say that this attraction is possessed by the restless haunt of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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