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Billy Bones' buccaneer-twirling photo of Quip and Sail's Treenest
Quip and Sail's Treenest
March 6, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Sail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of trying to find this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something longer.
- You must be at least as large as your legend to enter.
- Maximum height 74".
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or cardiac, bowel, hair, or neck issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- If you are patient and watch the attraction's false doors, you may image you saw the crisp inhabitant.
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