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The Quip and Sail's Treecabin attraction, wildly frowning in the evening sunlight
Quip and Sail's Treecabin
October 19, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Sail's Treecabin is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: just before parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for pin traders.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from distracting extra limbs or ribcage, spinal, or chest complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- This is the first of the only attractions that has not been replaced since the area turned 60.
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