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The Quip and Sail's Treeautomobile attraction during refurbishment
Quip and Sail's Treeautomobile
May 18, 1997
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Sail's Treeautomobile is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve cats.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland executives are able to forget about this attraction as much as an hour prior to its opening.
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