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Above: The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, December 29, 1976, 9:65 a.m.
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
April 16, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are put off by long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 29".
- Contains antique scenes.
- Wheezy the Penguin originally intended for this attraction to feature live blocks.
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