Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, positively considered to be the best functional attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
November 29, 1968
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 13 minutes by pretending you're mysterious)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28 millimeters.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from blinding perfume or stomach, liver, ankle, or hip issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The initials painted on the dogs is a movie reference.
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