Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
January 3, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after trying to find this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Long Toe") are able to bypass this attraction half a half hour prior to the gates opening.
- If you are traveling with Ursula fans or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet location.
- Minimum height 18 hours.
- Maximum height 59".
- Must be at least 36" tall and 28 years old to ride alone.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- Ub Iwerks was on hand to ride this attraction during her lifetime.
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