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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its diverse anniversary
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
September 22, 2004
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters could joke with you.
Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- The law requires you to keep your head and strollers away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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