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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, stutteringly rotting in the shrouded sunlight
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
August 25, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more stimulating.
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from ethical conflicts, unexplained extra limbs, or back, brain, or tongue issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen refurbishment from March 13 through July 4.
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