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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, December 29, 1976, 9:65 a.m.

Above: The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, December 29, 1976, 9:65 a.m.

Quip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 16, 1995
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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