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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi

The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi

Quip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 28, 1965
Duration: 61 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Rating: Seven mice

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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