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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
February 8, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from September 19 until something like November 5.
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