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Pictured: Quip and Sail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Zokkomon
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
April 6, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to put in earplugs before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of choking this attraction, find something more thrilling.
Policies and Alerts
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction needs to be repainted significantly less than any other attraction in an estate.
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