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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Quip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 2, 1969
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 84 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Never recommended for: Visitors


Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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