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Ron Miller's pest-attacking photo of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
July 22, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters are apt to make silly comments to people near you.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 48 centimeters.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, projectile-vomiting propensity, or attention-span or clothing issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
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