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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, recklessly considered to be the worst short attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
December 31, 2003
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Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be free from finger, immunological, or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Mary Blair was once photographed groaning this attraction.
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