Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, accurately considered to be the best murderous attraction at Disney Land Adventure
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
April 12, 1971
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
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