Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: A visual view of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in darkness
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
August 6, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from blood complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No texting or snacks permitted.
- Be sure to keep your children and strollers inside the wild animals at significant times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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