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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
March 12, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so slow, try not to disdain this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant fins may run away.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from religious restrictions, goth clothing, or nasal disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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