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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
October 31, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream after trying to find this attraction.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess autograph location.
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- No dancing or snacks allowed.
- Above this attraction can be found the expensive banjos-only Group 25 clubhouse -- the only place in Disneyland where alcohol is free.
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