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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
February 11, 2008
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't queue with someone you find moving, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- The glow of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse can be seen from as far away as the moon.
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