Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a waterfall
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
March 19, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more exciting.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and legs away from the cast members at appropriate times.
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