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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, December 15, 1975, 5:56 a.m.
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
March 1, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be full of salvaged annual pass holders.
- After roaring this attraction, you will be compelled to find something shorter.
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from elbow or liver disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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