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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, recklessly considered to be the worst short attraction at Disneyland

The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, recklessly considered to be the worst short attraction at Disneyland

Quip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 31, 2003
Duration: 34 seconds
Avg. queue length: 80 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Enjoyed by: Time-wasting infants

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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