Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
February 5, 1991
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 22 minutes by horse)
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Richard Nixon interaction pavilion.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31 millifathoms.
- Must be at least 51" tall and 3 years old to ride without a note from your next of kin.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from trendy clothing or ankle or chin complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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