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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Holland

Photo: The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Holland

Quip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 5, 1958
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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