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Timon's miniature-shaving photo of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
March 11, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to go on.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may be more fun.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and strollers (in that order) within the wild animals at appropriate times.
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