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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, always considered to be the best strong attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
September 2, 1984
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 40 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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