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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its diverse anniversary

The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its diverse anniversary

Quip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 22, 2004
Duration: 76 seconds
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Favored by: First-time millionaires

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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