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At right: The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
August 5, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may help if you don't let them.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for wimps.
- The Dalmatian was voiced by Tuck.
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