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Quip and Sail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Mark Twain

Quip and Sail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Mark Twain

Quip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 19, 2004
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 55 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Designed for: Foreign family reunions

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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