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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
April 28, 1965
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Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Explosions may be too boring for immature teenagers.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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