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The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction at midday

At right: The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction at midday

Quip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 5, 1974
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

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Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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