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At right: The Quip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, magically whirling in the morning sunlight
Quip and Sail's Smokehouse
September 15, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters are apt to point at your party.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something less magical.
- Minimum height 35 liters.
- Attraction may be too intense for young tweens.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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