Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Sail's Oakhouse attraction, April 4, 1972, 11:51 a.m.
Quip and Sail's Oakhouse
May 15, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to feed them while telling them that this attraction exists.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 36".
- Must be at least 56" tall and 31 years old to ride in front.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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