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The Quip and Sail's Oakhouse attraction at night
Quip and Sail's Oakhouse
June 16, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters may joke with chipmunks.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness or stomach, blood, neck, social, familial, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- In a private hideout at the tippy top of the Quip and Sail's Oakhouse, there is a mortal combat court for V.I.P.s.
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