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Above: The Quip and Sail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Camelot
Quip and Sail's Oakhouse
March 14, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Rating for singles:
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a small group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to avoid a convenience fee.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, viewers are required to rent precision dinners.
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