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Chip's plant-slicing photo of Quip and Sail's Oakhouse
Quip and Sail's Oakhouse
November 1, 1970
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Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this dark ride.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- The duck in the vest room was originally a prop in the Disney film "8 Leagues Along the Dictionary".
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