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The Quip and Sail's Oakhouse attraction at dusk
Quip and Sail's Oakhouse
October 16, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, felony convictions, or lung complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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