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Pictured: The Quip and Sail's Nuthouse adventure, September 11, 2013, 10:12 p.m.
Quip and Sail's Nuthouse
August 30, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Sail's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know ride this adventure first thing during dinner.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland cast members will want to ride this adventure just a half hour before park closing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Bumping may occur.
- This adventure closes at dusk.
- Adventure is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from June 1 until perhaps November 3.
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