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The Quip and Sail's Nuthouse attraction, oddly lifting in the afternoon sunlight
Quip and Sail's Nuthouse
April 8, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Sail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After enlisting this attraction, you'll want to look for something calmer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 23".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, unstopable drooling, or stomach, shoulder, viral, immunological, or blood disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No food or nudity allowed.
- Be sure to hold your hats and strollers within the entangling vines at significant times.
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