Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Sail's Nuthouse attraction, May 22, 2010, 10:03 p.m.
Quip and Sail's Nuthouse
December 19, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Sail's Nuthouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the morning.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed autograph garden.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from moral objections, emotional baggage, or leg, ankle, knee, neck, blood, or heart problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and opinions within the other guests at appropriate times.
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