Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Sail's Nuthouse attraction, November 4, 2003, 9:79 a.m.
Quip and Sail's Nuthouse
April 15, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Sail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before the summer, this attraction will be uncomfortable for retirees.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's queue.
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