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The Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse attraction, July 21, 1961, 7:47 p.m.

The Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse attraction, July 21, 1961, 7:47 p.m.

Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 19, 1993
Duration: 54 seconds
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes
Designed by: Extra-fannish retirees

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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