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The Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse attraction as seen from the top of Florida

The Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse attraction as seen from the top of Florida

Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 4, 2006
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Intended for: Intellectually impaired parents

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make trouble.

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