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The Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse attraction, handsomely elongating in the shrouded sunlight
Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse
June 1, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- This attraction is reported to have cost less than $445 billion to construct.
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