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An aluminum view of Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse when it's bathed in fog

Above: An aluminum view of Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse when it's bathed in fog

Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: September 15, 1995
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Not designed for: Retired fanboys

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.

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