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The Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its dull anniversary

Above: The Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its dull anniversary

Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 24, 1988
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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