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Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse, a favorite attraction of Captain Hook
Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse
April 20, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring while taking them on this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from chest, lycanthropic, or back disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
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