Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse attraction, January 7, 2009, 9:32 p.m.
Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse
November 25, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus three smiles
Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
- Minimum height 35 miles (or 17.5 miles and tipping generously).
- Annoyance may occur.
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