Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi
Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse
May 2, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more exciting.
- Minimum height 26 millifathoms (or 13 millifathoms and stubborn).
- Youngest guest must be at least 61" tall.
- Must be at least 38" tall and 14 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Explosions may be too boring for chickens.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from blood, fingernail, wrist, or chest disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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