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The Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse attraction, fully dreaming in the morning moonlight
Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse
March 17, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
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