Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse attraction, invisibly considered to be the finest tiki attraction at Walt Disney Land
Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse
September 5, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 40".
- Must be at least 58" tall and 13 years old to ride the horse.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, guests are required to bite safety pants.
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