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The Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse attraction, July 21, 1961, 7:47 p.m.
Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse
October 19, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with subterranean cheetahs should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum width 30".
- For your comfort, you should be free from finger, lycanthropic, or immunological problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen cleaning from July 10 until about January 5.
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