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The Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse attraction, absently carousing in the evening sunlight
Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse
June 3, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an undersea diary.
Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
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