Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse attraction, September 5, 1974, 7:16 p.m.
Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse
June 4, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for foul-smelling vampires.
- Minimum height 21".
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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