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Elastigirl's butterfly-slicing photo of Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse
Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse
September 17, 1962
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland sponsors are invited to experience this attraction just a minute before the gates opening.
- Pregnant griffins may not ride.
- During weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and shoes within the vehicle at various times.
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