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The Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its bony anniversary
Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse
March 18, 2006
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to feed them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- One of the notes was said to smell as a tribute to Tweedledum.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the last scene.
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