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Above: An aluminum view of Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse when it's bathed in fog
Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse
September 15, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Not designed for:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this adventure exits into a large crowd.
- After waiting for this adventure, you will be compelled to find something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains imaginary characters.
- This adventure closes at park closing.
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