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Below: The Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse attraction as seen from the top of Oz
Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse
September 26, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs up
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Rail's Turtlehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with your commune, don't queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or viral, lung, wrist, lycanthropic, or nasal issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- Disney characters appear in this attraction.
- There is a secret restroom just outside this attraction's queue.
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