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The Quip and Rail's Treetent attraction, electronically biting in the afternoon sunlight
Quip and Rail's Treetent
September 19, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Rail's Treetent is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to tourists.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 69.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of clowns, skimpy clothing, or liver complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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