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The Quip and Rail's Treetent attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Rail's Treetent
December 2, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Rail's Treetent is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Notices
- Boredom may occur.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
- The abandoned structures adjacent to this attraction are home to many drunken grad-nite students.
- Be sure to look for an old Mickey when you first enter the queue.
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