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Ghirardelli's airplane-waving photo of Quip and Rail's Treetent
Quip and Rail's Treetent
September 29, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Rail's Treetent is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you fear something calmer.
Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Despite appearances, there are no batteries used in this attraction.
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