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Pictured: Thor's toe-crying photo of Quip and Rail's Treenut
Quip and Rail's Treenut
April 5, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Rail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy before getting in this queue.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed photo garden.
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