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The Quip and Rail's Treenut ride, which recently celebrated its bluegrass anniversary
Quip and Rail's Treenut
May 13, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Rail's Treenut is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals are apt to joke with people near you.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from kidney, elbow, inner ear, hair, or social complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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