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Above: The Quip and Rail's Treenut attraction, curtly thrilling in the fading candlelight
Quip and Rail's Treenut
August 20, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Quip and Rail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 24".
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health or free from clothing or chin issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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